WTB: Griffon Tap X1

I understand that these are important cultural artifacts from 1400, but honestly they belong in my bar. If any reader can pull some strings at the Louvre, I would appreciate it.

Griffon shaped vessel with tap

How bad ass is this?

First person to score me one of these gets a full serving of Griffon Punch, on the house.

lion-shaped pitcher

If the griffon tap is for some reason unavailable, I am also willing to accept a lion pitcher